#lady hiss

[cantstayawaycani]

I gotta say as a 5'10 girlie with a size 10 foot, it's completely hilarious to me to see this munchkin be so unhinged and pressed that she can no longer reach the shelf her career fell off of, that she can think of no other insult to fling but "bitch you're tall and you have big feet."

Um, OK, Oompa.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

hate when you're a behemoth but this bigger behemoth won't leave your (back)side. it's like he thinks you're friends or something . (Blitz will immediately come crawling back to astro bcs a caterpillar tried chewing on him or smthing after he shook it out a tree bcs hes an asshole & now he needs vengeance )(help*)

🏈- primus, astrolame, can't you go somewhere with your huge self and stop stalking me like some giant shadow??? you're making femmes think i'm a SHORT GIANT?? ( you are 🚂 . ) (that's not fucking fair & You Know It 🏈. ) go get some femmes on your spike- hang out with some FRIENDS, for scrap's SAKE LeaVe mE ALonE??!! PRIMUS, you're SOFT- don't you have ANY FRiENDS ( also has none ) ?? 😾‼️ 🚂 - tra-

🏈- istp(rimus) if you say trains. trains don't count . they NEVER counted-

🚂 - well can you? can you count, blitz .

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🏈 - answer my question first, spikehead . (BoOM! FIRST! ONE!!! ☝️‼️ that's like- a NUMBER, RIGHT??? ... IN UR FACE, THOMAS THE POOPOO TRAIN ahhhaaa 😋😋😝 )

🚂- ....... ... i have you .

🏈 - ....

[dreamedfyre-a]

firm believer there was no bedding ceremony when helaena and aegon married because she would cry and possibly kill someone

[pepperclint]

[parasite-core]

Nothing like a move to bring us all together.

[katyspersonal]

Fandomry tips on hcs.

I've met another user that was afraid to share their cool Maria story ideas out of fear that they'll get shunned as "hating masculine lesbians", so, just a few things:

1) No matter how popular a headcanon is, it doesn't become canon. Fandoms do not abide by majority rule in which you could never have an unpopular idea.

2) With LGBT+ headcanons, the less you justify them - the better. The rude minority might think that Maria "has" to be a lesbian because her hunter outfit resembles male Knight garb and she cares about a female friend, and everyone who disagrees "lack media literacy" and "has bias". What is it trying to say? That bi or straight women could not look masculine? That the only reason a woman would ever dress masculine is to be the 'man' for her femme? Or that women could not care about other women deeply unless they're attracted to them? Even "historical accuracy" excuse is obsolete, because Bloodborne clearly doesn't abide by real world's history Victorian antics. Female vicars/doctors/hunters and people of color being equal to white people is a dead give-away to that.

It is even more confusing with Malenia, who doesn't even look masculine. Not feminine, either. She looks like 'just a person'. So what makes her "canonically a lesbian"? The fact that she is a strong fearsome warrior? Why? Because bi or straight women would not fight but instead latch onto some guy to protect them...?

You see what I mean. Justifications for why an interpretation HAS to be one thing and not the other only make things worse and push people into very narrow, at times outright offensive stereotypes. 'She is this because I think so' is a good enough reason - and that's where you can see that someone else's thoughts will be JUST as valid!

3) Headcanons and fandomry are not activism. No minority will be effected just because in some fandom people ship some character in some ship. EVER. These things are for FUN, lesbians aren't fairies within which one dies every time you say "I don't headcanon X character as a lesbian". What do you think will happen if many, or even majority of people like bi (or even straight) headcanon instead of lesbian? A life essence of a whole demographics will be dried out?

4) "It is not that hard" is not an argument. It is never anyone's business why someone would deny a very inviting opportunity for a headcanon. Freedom and autonomy is the VERY base of having fun in the fandom. In fact, very often, it is this same toxic attitude what makes average users NOT want to celebrate a strong female character as a lesbian. Because they feel like they had no choice! And many people possess contradictory spirit, that might make them choose something as affirmation that they won't be mocked into thinking a certain way.

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Honestly, it is NOT okay that here and there people have to feel afraid to do something as innocent as to share their ideas, and might just end up leaving an interesting character aside because loud and rude people scared them away. Do not let a character you like get "claimed" by some group just because they were the meanest, do not hide your awesome ideas but instead post them and TAG them. Fandoms are free spaces, not a middle school where the popular girls set the trends and decide who gets to be bullied.

And if some people can no longer enjoy a fandom or a character because other people got a different headcanon? Well, then they were not built to be in fandom spaces to begin with.

[winterwriterstudios]

Jamil, ranting to Ahissha: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Kalim, Celine, Ruggie, and Ranadi: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

(Their whole dynamic, sometimes. BTW. Celine, Ranadi and Ahissha are my ocs and this is gonna be oc x canon (platonic, mostly imo, but there are some romantic ones) so be warned.)

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Ruggie: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog… Ahissha: What’s updog? Ruggie: Jamil! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

(their dynamic in a nutshell)

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Ranadi, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out? Ruggie: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.

(they lowkey hate each other fr fr)

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Jamil: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means! Kalim: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want? Jamil: What? No! What has Celine been telling you? Celine, walking in, pouring Skittles into her mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.

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Kalim: How would you like your coffee? Ranadi + Jamil: As dark and as bitter as our souls. Kalim, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need two vanilla lattes with extra cream and sugar!

(Sadly, Kalim grew up w/ BOTH of them. Smh. Imagine being childhood friends w/ both Jafar and Mozenrath)

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Kalim: *working in a flower shop and minding his own business* Ranadi, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “FUCK YOU” IN FLOWER???

(how they'd meet in a different au.)

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Jamil: My bad, It’s a knee jerk response. Ranadi, holding Kalim's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???

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Jamil: So, Ranadi and Celine. Jamil: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto… Ranadi: We had a bad day. Jamil: And… MURDER?! Celine: It was a pretty bad day…

(partners in crime. Well, the rich kid who doesn't break a sweat and hires the actual criminal.)

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Ranadi: Kalim, why are you crying? Kalim: This book is so sad!! Ranadi, picking it up: But this is my diary-

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Ranadi: This is Celine, she's… not my assistant, some other word. Celine: I’m her carer. Ranadi: Yeah, my carer. She cares so I don’t have to.

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Kalim: Wanna hear some dark humor? Jamil: Yeah, I love dark humor. Kalim: Alright. Kalim: *Turns off the lights* Kalim: Knock knock. Jamil: Turn the damn lights back on.

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Ruggie: How do you know even how to kiss? Like who teaches you? Celine: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Celine: Would you like me to tutor you? Ranadi: That was smooth.

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Jamil: What do you call disobeying the law? Ruggie + Celine: A hobby. Jamil: *crosses his arms* Ruggie + Celine: That we do not engage in. Jamil: *cocks an eyebrow* Ruggie + Celine: Often.

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Ahissha: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A. Jamil: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Ranadi: Fuck you.

(there are two kinds of sorcerers of the sands.)

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Ruggie: I dare you- Jamil: Kalim is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Ruggie: Why not? Kalim: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Ahissha: Is Jamil always like this when he loses? Ranadi: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015. Jamil: You bumped that table and you know it!

(they go way back.)

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Ahissha: Hi. Celine: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell him? Ahissha: I did. Celine: And what did he say? Ahissha: “Thank you.” Celine: You’re totally welcome. What’d he say? Ahissha: He said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Jamil said, “Thank you.”

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Kalim: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child? Celine: That naptime was a punishment.

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Jamil: Die. Ahissha: Please don't die! Jamil: DIE! Ahissha: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Kalim, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Ruggie, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Ahissha wants Jamil to accept it as their kid.

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Celine: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Ruggie: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Celine: I don't know, surprise me!

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Ahissha: Jamil, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Jamil: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

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Ruggie: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Celine: Hi. Ruggie: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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Kalim + Ahissha: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship! The Squad: We’re not friends. Kalim: :( Ahissha, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

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Ruggie: Can we talk? One 10 to another? Ranadi: I’m an 11, but continue.

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Ruggie: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Celine: Making four accounts. Ruggie, tearing up: Really...?

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Kalim: Where is Ranadi? Ruggie: I'll do you one better, who is Ranadi?? Celine: Here's a better question, why is Ranadi?

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Jamil: Kalim would never say his fiancee is a bitch and he hates her. He would be lying. Ranadi is a bitch, but he loves her.

(Arranged marriage trope say what?)

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Kalim: Do you feel any better? Ranadi: I feel much better now that you here with me. *Ruggie walks in* Ranadi: I feel half better.

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Kalim: You have to apologize to them Ranadi. Ranadi: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Ruggie: Team A will consist of myself, Celine, Jamil, Ahissha and Kalim. Ruggie: Team B will consist of Ranadi.

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Kalim: So what do you have planned for the future? Ruggie: Lunch. Kalim: No, like long term. Ruggie: Oh...um, dinner?

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Ranadi: You're alive. Ruggie: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

(them hating on each other is so real. like it fuels me. the only reason they ever interact is because of Celine, Kalim or Ahissha. Jamil knows better.)

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Celine: What the hell is wrong with you? Jamil: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

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*How the Squad reacts to insults*

Ahissha: *changes personalities quicker than you can blink. insulter is either emotionally or mentally injured/bruised/scarred*

Celine: *cleanly insults back. only at 3am does the insulter finally understand the insult and is left feeling humiliated for the rest of the day*

Jamil: *pretends like it doesn't bother him. insulter gets a nice shot of 'karma' though, by SOME random coincidence.*

Kalim: *doesn't get it, majority of the time. when he does get it, he feels sorry for the insulter, thinking he did soething wrong and buys gifts to make it up to them*

Ranadi: *their parents are now jobless. their house got repossessed. they are kicked out of the school. they now have zero followers on all social media. oh, and their report card now shows all Fs.* :)

Ruggie: *laughs it off. will see them drowning and not gaf. maybe charge them 200% extra*

[cultivating-wildflowers]

Lady in Sunday School: Do you gossip?

Me: Oh, all the time.

Lady: Oh, good. We need to talk.

[thetrapperstrap]

There’s just something about Eda teaching Luz how to channel magic when you realize that Eda and Papa Titan were switching places. There was this brief moment in time that wouldn’t last for long but was still there and still important where they were able to switch places.

King was raised by Eda. He saw and heard her every day. Luz was taught by Papa Titan. He showed her the glyphs and what they did.

Then there’s this brief moment where they get to switch places. King can see his dad and hear his words. He gets confirmation of what he will look like and that his dad loves him and has paid attention to him despite not being able to be there. Luz gets to use magic with herself as the source, not as a translator. Eda gets to teach her and guide her.

In this brief moment, they get to switch places and it doesn’t stay but the moments will last forever in their minds. King will get to see Eda and hear her everyday but he knows what his dad looks like and knows his words too. Luz will get to learn new glyphs and won’t get to be the source of magic anymore but she will know what it’s like and forever remember Eda teaching her how to do it.

They got to switch places. For a moment, Papa Titan and Eda got to switch places and that is so important.

[escapingpurgatory]

stuff i ordered with the gift cards from my family !! (target and amazon)

the shining by stephen king! I haven't read the book, but I adore the film

one of my personal favorite king novels, made me cry... i read it from the school library, but I've been wanting to actually own it

another book I've been wanting forever! violet bent backwards over the grass by miss lana del rey !

since i really enjoyed the soundtrack to this film, I ordered the record! I think this will be nice to play in the background while I draw

my favorite slipknot album on a yellowish green vinyl! it was only 19 bucks, can't beat that

and then my favorite chelsea wolfe album, hiss spun on cd! I love this album so much, I can't wait to own it

this beautiful rosary for prayer, absolutely love it

and finally, my favorite bruce springsteen album on cd

I feel beyond blessed to be able to purchase these things, I love my family so much and I hope all of you had an amazing holiday, whether you don't celebrate, or celebrate something other than Christmas! I love you guys sm, xoxo

[winterillustrates]

Mystery Of Murder Mansion DRAFT (Twst AU????)

[Synopsis: Azul just so happened to open a board game while 8 other people (and a cat) entered the room, trapping all of them in the game. But, seeing as the pieces of the game went missing, there is quite a few plot holes.]

"So...who killed him?"

"W-What?"

"You're a ghost, aren't you? Figure it out."

"I'm not a ghost, now, it seems. So, I can't really do that."

"Oh. Right. It's kinda unfair how they just de-halloweenfied you into a human and made you useless to us."

"Harsh. But true."

Azul could not help but think that these two were very casual in discussing a murder scene that just happened in this Costume Party that they randomly got transported to.

And judging by the looks of Idia, Ruggie and Jamil...he wasn't the only one questioning them.

He was not particularly concerned about the victim, no, but rather the future victims. Which could be anyone of them, it seemed.

The doors and windows were locked as the detective said it would prevent the killer from escaping, but Azul was sure the killer would probably get a few more kills in before that incompetent detective could even find a clue.

"Next time, I think I'm going to think twice before joining your club meetings," Jamil sighed, exasperated as he held his head in his hand, feeling a headache coming on earlier than he expected.

Azul couldn't blame him, of course. He could only imagine what being forced to dress up as your overblot, maybe just a bit less horrifying version, could feel like.

He believed the creature Jamil 'dressed up' as was a 'Naga', if one of Idia's anime was any reliable source to go off of.

"Agreed," Ruggie nodded, placing a hand on his hip as he looked at anywhere but the dead body.

It was probably not for the reasons one would typically think of, though. The greenish tint of his skin, his hyper-sensitivity of his ears (judging by how they were twitching at just about ever sound) and the fact that Ruggie was originally so close in biting Bree's head off, would obviously indicate that he was a classic zombie.

Calming him down was a hassle, but thankfully, they did.

It made Azul just a smidgen more grateful that he'd been a demon. (He'd heard people referring to his contracts as 'deals with the devil', but this was borderline ridiculous).

The bony, and he meant that a lot more literally than usual, figure of Idia muttered something along the lines of, "I should've just stayed in my room, as usual." Azul knew him long enough to know that was exactly what he was thinking as he gripped his large scythe.

"Ah...judging by our progress, we might just be as incompetent as the detective," Azul spoke up, shaking his head in disappointment.

"It's difficult to look for non-existent clues, Azul," Casaleena pointed out, crossing her arms. Well, her arms and two of her legs from her spidery bottom half.

Jamil did not even glance at her, in fact, he subtly slithered closer to Ahissha who seemed to be the only one who was scanning the decor of the old mansion for the umpteenth time with the same amount of awe for it.

If Malleus was here, Azul bitterly thought, he might've been as much help as Ahissha, right now.

"We've walked around 'ere a hundred times and nothin'!" Grim whined, as if he hadn't been carried by The Prefect ninety-nine percent of that time, "We should just quit before my legs fall off."

Celine scoffed, exposing teeth that would make Floyd leave NRC in shame, "Says the furball who'd been comfortably sleeping in Prefect's arms like a baby. Ya know what, Prefect?" Her sharp, dark nails glistened in the candle-light atmosphere as she reached out for Grim, with her webbed hands, "You've been carrying that furball for too long. Let me help."

"Eep--! Prefect!"

"Celine! Leave Grim alone!"

At first, Azul saw it as random for Celine to be the one looking like an eel merfolk but with legs. Now, Azul thinks Celine could practically be the Leech's long-lost sister.

"Leave him be, Celine, we don't need more headaches," Jamil insisted.

The girl let out an annoyed noise at this, turning her back to the frightened Grim and walking to a starving Ruggie, lacing a firm hand on his shoulder to keep him from pouncing on the corpse.

"This mansion is absolutely beautiful," Ahissha's stoney-wings expanded a bit, matching her optimistic tone, "It's a shame we might all die, soon."

Another glare directed at Ahissha from Azul and, surprisingly, Jamil.

"Ah, of course. Something we all need to hear during a time of crisis. We are all going to die, soon," Casaleena's sarcasm shone through, "Brilliant work."

"She's not wrong, though," Bree entered this conversation, after a few minutes of uncharacteristic silence, "This game is not even complete. We have no way of finding the clues."

"We are, at best, trapped. And, at worst, doomed."

[lowpawly]

leonard is so fucking dumb i feel like peaches would be a million times more tolerant of him if he didn't keep trying to mess with her. like he is not content just existing in the same room as her he has to keep sneaking up on her and trying to play which ends up with him getting swatted at

dummy

[hirazuki]

Me, writing: !!! oh!!! IDEA!!!!

Me: *screeching stop* -- wait. *Runs to wiki to check if this works*

Me: ... oh. Nvm. :(

Me: WAIT THIS "FACT" IS NOT ACTUALLY CANON AT ALL so I can interpret it however I want :)

Me: ... but it's still established lore within its own context T_T

Me: ... I can reinterpret it, within the confines of canon??

Also me: It's a fucking throw-away line, a comparison that you can't even use the actual name for because it's Sindarin and that would make no sense in Angband, and that 99% of people won't pick up on anyway, it doesn't matter, just WRITE THE DAMN SCENE.

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

help toka imprinted ((HIGHKEY I KNOW SHE DID)) on mr. mistoffolees (stray tuxedo neighbor cat who lives under our house) & chased them and i got dew and mud on my fresh white socks and she's NOT EVEN A TEENAGER YET????

[hitchell-mope]

Stranger Things Robin Hood 1973 au.

Mike. Robin Hood.

Jane. Maid Marian.

Lucas. Little John.

Robin. Lady Cluck.

Jonathan. Alan A Dale.

Dustin. Friar Tuck.

Jim. Richard The Lionheart.

Carver. Prince John.

Walsh. Sir Hiss.

Hargrove. Sheriff Of Nottingham.

[galladeblades]

this is Little Bear

he was rescued by my grandma when he was a little jelly bean kitten. someone threw him up onto a metal roof in an arizona summer and he was screaming :(

he's all better and fine now! he was supposed to be my brother's cat, but little bear has adopted me as his Person lmao

this boy is smart. smarter than me sometimes

people like to call him a familiar or human trapped in cat form or was a person in his previous life

he came installed with tricks and commands taught himself "high five"

mr bear loves my dog but she doesn't give a damn about him. quite sad lol